‘Twas The Night Before Hackday

A quick parody of a classic to celebrate the LinkedIn Hackday tomorrow (July 15th).  Apologies in advance for the inside jokes / names.  It may not make complete sense to those of you who are not LinkedIn employees.

Twas the night before Hackday, when all through LinkedIn
Not a person was stirring, not even Stegman.

The fridges were stocked with cans of Redbull

The cups were all stacked, the bins were all full.


The hackers were nestled with text editors,

The build was still stable, with normal errors.

iPhones were docked, and Droids were all sleeping,

And MacBooks were purring with power lights breathing.


All of a sudden the InGraphs start flashing,

The NOC is alerted; what is now crashing?

Henke & Kevin were quickly online,

What could be causing this kind of flatline?


Before the team could dive into root cause,

The problems had ended and everyone paused.

Elliot checked, and the metrics were fine

2011 would be over the line.


Suddenly a voice boomed from across the LinkedGym

There was no doubt: the Wizard of In!

He comes every month, for the same simple reason:

Hackday is coming, and it’s coding season


“Forget all your meetings, tell Outlook to shove it.

Hackday’s for coding, just try it, you’ll love it.

Inspire your colleagues, show what you wrote,

Win their applause, and count Twitter votes!”


The Wizard began to run even faster,

and shouting the names of past Hackday Masters,

“Go Crosa, go Ragade, go Efrat & Heuser. Go Gillick, go Jiong, go Blackburn &
Brikman.
Go John, go Matthew, go Shoup & Grishaver. Go Peter, Go Sam, Go Shannon &
Vikram.”

As he ran by the kitchen, he stopped for a second:

“I need a Coke Freestyle, this thing is just heaven.”

Quick as he came, he ran out the door,

“Happy Hackday to all, you are all h@x0rs”

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