Comments on: Craigslist: What Am I Doing Wrong?

By: pixie

pixie — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 12:10:20 +0000

It’s the world’s oldest profession. If you need help figuring out how to perform your job, when your job is this ancient and simple, then you’re not very bright. Anna Nicole Smith managed to land a wealthy husband without any help and while expending little effort.

All this woman has told us is that she’s dumber than Anna Nicole Smith.

I sincerely hope she never procreates, especially not an “oopsie-baby.” Someone that narcissistic is incapable of truly loving anyone but themselves: which is probably why no one wants to marry them. People don’t like to be objectified, even when they objectify others.

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By: Taro

Taro — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 17:00:57 +0000

Genius. What a bitch.

By: Julia

Julia — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 05:12:57 +0000

ok. wow. I came in to find out what I was doing wrong and what I needed to do to marry the man I am in love with, and I got this. Wow. I’m a woman and I have to say that I find women like the gold digging two bit whore gives the rest of us women a bad bad name. Second no relationship or marriage should be based off looks and money. What about feelings? That is what is wrong with the world today.
Second not all men are barbarians. Women are just the same if not sometimes they are worse than men. If you don’t understand what I am saying let me spell it out for you.
Women always have their hands out asking or demanding the man pull out his wallet. Simply because we were programmed that way counting back the centuries that was the way it was, the men worked outside the house and the wife did all the house work and took care of the children. TImes have changed people.
Benjamin Brown was right, no one deserves to be catagorized or labeled. That girl caused all the anomosity simply from her add. Second if she had a boyfriend and what not why place the add in the first place? Obviously he is running out of money. She must be getting ready to move on. Who is the next victim? How many males or females have been victimized by her? How many diseases has she spread? And what the hell was she thinking? Who knows and as far as I’m concerned I think she is the bad apple for women, must have been hard to grow up and not have a clue how life really is simply because I’m sure she had everything handed to her.

By: Benjamin Brown

Benjamin Brown — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 03:22:25 +0000

Reply to Catherine Todd:

“I would imagine the women in question wrote the craigslist ad “tongue in cheek.”

She makes it perfectly clear that she’s a gold digger, but don’t let that stop you from defending her.

No wonder I have wanted to join a convent all my life, until I finally moved to France where – for the first time in my life – I was treated with real “beauty and respect.”

Well you can stay there for all I care, don’t forget to revoke your American citizenship and never come back. Or you could try to stop generalizing men in general. Just because you seemed to attract the wrong type of man for you doesn’t mean we’re all assholes.

No wonder the rest of the world calls American men “Barbarians.” Couldn’t have said it better myself. Pig.

Again with the generalization, and again if thats the way you feel please feel to never come back. France can have you.

By: Adam Nash

Adam Nash — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 18:27:38 +0000

I just updated this post with the response. See above.

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By: Steve

Steve — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 11:58:10 +0000

I can’t find the response the woman made on the best of craigslist, can anyone provide a link?

By: Catherine Todd

Catherine Todd — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 18:28:19 +0000

Disgusting. This man (dare I call him that?) treats all women like whores, not just this one. See his horrendous book about exploiting women listed on Amazon. It’s people like him that have made sexual harassment cases so easy to win, though, so I guess there’s probably plenty of women out there lining their pockets with men like him. I would imagine the women in question wrote the craigslist ad “tongue in cheek,” but the man’s reply is all-too-true. No wonder I have wanted to join a convent all my life, until I finally moved to France where – for the first time in my life – I was treated with real “beauty and respect.”

No wonder the rest of the world calls American men “Barbarians.” Couldn’t have said it better myself. Pig.

By: Adam Nash

Adam Nash — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 05:18:09 +0000

Oh That’s Rich,

Fantastic. Found it. I will write a follow up post. Her response is too good not to share. Unfortunately, it confirms her lack of either scruples or intelligence.

Adam

By: oh thats rich :l

oh thats rich :l — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 14:58:47 +0000

O gawd. you should have a follow up on this. The woman actually answered back. its on the best of craigslist. Go and look!

By: San

San — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 22:02:54 +0000

VERY funny! He forgot to point out in the equation the fact that if he marries her, it seems pretty clear that his 500k a year will diminish (he would have less for himself). So her beauty is not only a depreciating asset but one that will not help him to maintain his own assets… )

By: Lisa P in NJ

Lisa P in NJ — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 15:50:23 +0000

This is awesome, I LOVED his reply!!!

By: bretttate

bretttate — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 20:19:05 +0000

Dear Whore;

I appreciate your honesty. At 500K a year, you’ve tagged your coochie at an astonishing $1369 a day! Quite modest, aren’t we! But I admit, I’m still intrigued at what such an astonishing figure might offer, and would hate to miss out on what must be the best lay in the world. So I’d like to go for the daily rental plan to satisfy my curiosity before taking the big plunge on a nominal lease plan.

But before I commit to a rental though, a few questions, dear.

Having seduced and rented an embarrassingly large number of women, I must say you really need to explain your pricing. You humbly find yourself spectacularly beautiful, but really now, that just your opinion. Just last month at the Novahotel disco in Bangkok, I had 25 different Russian Anna Kournikova look-a-likes offer a rental price of $150 a night.

As a man, I imagine my beautiful meter is far more subjective than yours. Since you’re American, the odds are miniscule you’re even close to as beautiful as them, let alone ten times more beautiful to justify $1369 a day!

So is it your sexual performance? Just in the last month, in Thailand and the Philippines I’ve paid $30 a night to at least half a dozen girls who could star in porn today. Are you 45 times better to command $1369? Hmmmm.

Is your snapper gold plated and does it shoot fire? If it only shoots darts and smoke cigars, I’ve already seen that for free at Long Gun in Bangkok.

Maybe you have some magical pink taco that changes transmission fluid, carries my golf bag, baits my hooks, and morphs into a different 21 year old every night? That might be worth something, I imagine. $1369? Well…

Also, you seem naive to the game. Men don’t pay for sex, we pay for the women to leave. It sounds like you expect to come back every day! Good grief!! The excitement of newness fades quickly, sometimes in an afternoon, so surely there must be some decelerating price scale as the days add up. Please advise.

Lastly, you don’t speak do you? I don’t like to talk to whores, and avoid cocky ones like the plague, which you clearly are.

Maybe you’re actually some package deal. Do you have a fleet of hot girlfriends that give great BJs or something? Because in Pattaya a threesome is just $60, and some of those girls sucked it so hard my ears wiggled and the bed sheets went up my butt. So what does a $1369 hummer feel like? Really. I’d like to know.

Geez, prostitution can be so difficult at times. This is hard work.

Warm Regards,

Brett Tate

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By: Chethan Seshadri

Chethan Seshadri — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 04:59:21 +0000

I think the guy is not a good businessman as he is just using his theoretical knowledge. Look at it this way….if you marry her and have children, you are investing in your childs furture already because it is always better to have good looking children than not so good looking children. And it her claims are true then what more do you need than beauty and brains?

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By: Christophe Gillet

Christophe Gillet — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 17:52:16 +0000

I sent this out yesterday to a bunch of friends too. It’s sad in its hilarity!

The response that I received from an unnamed girl is the following:

“But assuming that’s all she brings, then the dude that responded totally helped her out. If she has x years of good looks left, she should find a guy with x years of life left. Easy! And just think of the inheritance potential!!”

I miss NYC

By: Life With Buck

Life With Buck — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 17:36:12 +0000

This guy’s response was excellent. Honest, informative. The questions he raised about why she hasn’t had any success raised several good points. If I were him and she did contact me, I’d have to see her from afar before we ever exchanged words.

By: Beth from Avenue Z

Beth from Avenue Z — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 17:08:46 +0000

I haven’t laughed aloud like this in a while. I scared the cat.

By: Rebecca Nash

Rebecca Nash — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 08:49:34 +0000

Dear Bookend Brother,

I know the guy who answered this add. He graduated a year ahead of me at Cal.

It’s hilarious.

-#4