Review: Tab Energy
Yes, I know Tab is not Diet Coke.
Tab is a drink that I don’t even remember… after all, I was all of 7 years old when Diet Coke came out and crushed Tab into the pavement. Tab was the 70s, Diet Coke was the 80s, and lets be honest, you’d rather have the 80s ten times than the 70s even once. Tab was saccherine, Diet Coke was Nutrasweet. A triumph of technology and taste.
So it’s a little weird, but the truth is that I have a soft spot in my heart for the Tab brand. I’m not really sure why. Maybe it’s the hot pink can. Maybe it’s the cool pseudo-high-tech, Star Wars font for the logo. Don’t know.
When I heard that Coke was going to revive the brand, I was intrigued. An energy drink made sense to me – why not turn Tab into a low-calorie, high-caffeine brand, like Jolt cola but with style, finesse, and no calories.
I hadn’t seen it anywhere, and I can’t confess to looking that hard. But when I was buying ice for my 4th of July BBQ, I bought a couple at the local Albertsons.
The good news? I liked it. Oh sure, as a guy, you have to get over the pink. The can is hot pink and slender. The drink itself is pink. It might as well be called “Barbie Energy” for the masculinity it eminates. Check out the corporate website… safe to say, it doesn’t speak to me.
But it tastes good. Something like Strawberry/Watermelon. And it has a kick. If you’ve ever tried any of the diet energy drinks, they are absolutely foul. I tried Diet Red Bull at the eBay Leadership conference in December, and I literally almost threw up. But Tab Energy is really drinkable…
Unfortunately, I can read the tea leaves, and my guess is that it isn’t doing well. It’s not stocked in many places, and the price is high. The marketing campaign for it has been terrible – so ultra feminine and pseudo-urban, it feels like they were trying to make it a fashion accessory instead of a drink. Oh well. If Coke can drop Diet Vanilla Coke, the best Diet Coke ever, they can easily lose Tab Energy.
Too bad really, because I could easily see making this my energy drink. Super low calorie, tastes great, good kick. I’d happily give up the Diet Mountain Dew for it, and pay more in the process.
Go try it while you have the chance.